Post Game Thoughts - Fool Proof Jose Bautista Strategy

So the Jays - Tigers game was rained out today and I have to say, it was an ingenious strategy by Detroit. I can't believe other teams haven't thought of this already. Forget walking Bautista after an inevitable Corey Patterson stolen base. Cancel the entire game. That way you're guaranteed not to get hurt by his bat. And building the Rogers Centre over 20 years ago was an amazing feat in foresight! Knowing that other teams might adopt this strategy, Paul Beeston, Pat Gillick and rest of the Jays brass came up with a foolproof plan to build a domed stadium in order to guarantee Future-Jose-Bautista would play at least 81 games, thus producing 40 home runs at the very least. Bravo, Detroit. Bravo!